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Dare to Understand Travel Terms, Then Sit Back and Enjoy Traveling
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How To Create A Travel Budget
Do you love to take vacations but don't have a lot of money?
Then learning how to budget your traveling can get you more
vacations every year!
Today with the economy the way it is, budget travel is becoming
more and more of a necessity and...
Tips For Traveling With Kids
TIPS ON HOW TO ENJOY TRAVELING WITH KIDS
Thinking twice on bringing your kids along when you travel?
Traveling with children need not be stressful. Here are few tips
on how you can enjoy your trip with less trouble and more fun.
*Plan...
Travel Insurance - Trip Cancellation and Health Insurance
Most people don't really know what they're looking for in travel insurance they just want something to take care of them in case they can't make the trip or if something happens to them while on the trip.
Trip cancellation and medical travel...
Traveling in Germany
When deciding to take a vacation to a western country, I
recommend Germany. It has various landscapes and very nice small
towns and big cities.
This country is, of course, to big to travel all at one time but
with a trip of about one month,...
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Travel Jokes
Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.
Travel Jokes
1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says,
"Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!"
The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down.
After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother,
"I sleep with your mother whenever I want!"
Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off.
A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn around and yell,
"Dad, go home!"
2. You're at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves.
3. "Visi, Vermini, Vomnui" - I visited, I freaked, I threw up.
4. The President's Vacation
George and Laura Bush take a
vacation to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store. In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old high school boyfriend. After chatting, they leave the store and George says,
"Wow, imagine if you had married him. You'd be married to a grocery store clerk now instead of the President of the United States."
Laura rolls her eyes and says, "No. I'd be married to the President of the United States."
5. "Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi" - I came, I caught a disease, I ran away."
Typically, just the act of traveling produces more than a few funny moments. Get out there and go.
About the Author
Rick Chapo is with http://www.nomadjournals.com - makers of writing journals. Travel journals are great travel accessories and travel gifts for student travel, family vacations and adventure travel. Visit http://www.nomadjournaltrips.com for more travel articles.
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