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Accommodation Travel Tips
BEFORE YOU GO Do a hotel research on the net looking not
only for the cheapest rates but also considering the amenities
and services provided, location, possible references from other
people. Travel guidebooks can also be very helpful for...
The Importance of Travel Insurance
You've finally saved enough to go on that dream vacation you've been planning. Now you're wondering if you should buy travel insurance. Do I really need to go to the extra expense? All I can lose is my luggage, right?
Guess again! Anything...
Travel Web Sites – 5 Dirty Little Secrets
Travel web sites are big business, and a lot of power has been placed in the hands of the consumer… or has it? Does your urge to always look for a better deal play into somebody else’s greed? A travel web site is a great tool but before booking...
Traveling with Babies & Toddlers
You may be surprised at how often babies will sleep to & from the destination. Be sure to have their favorite stuffed animal ready & blanket for the trip (also a pacifier & bottle if the child is young enough). For babies & toddlers, bring along...
Valencia Spain - What A Great Travel Experience
Valentia, dating back to 137 B.C., is what we now know as Valencia, Spain. If there was any confusion as to where Valencia is or what it is known for, the city's renovation with breathtaking architecture turned into museums, aquariums and Imax...
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Travel Jokes
Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.
Travel Jokes
1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says,
"Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!"
The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down.
After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother,
"I sleep with your mother whenever I want!"
Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off.
A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn around and yell,
"Dad, go home!"
2. You're at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves.
3. "Visi, Vermini, Vomnui" - I visited, I freaked, I threw up.
4. The President's Vacation
George and Laura Bush take a
vacation to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store. In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old high school boyfriend. After chatting, they leave the store and George says,
"Wow, imagine if you had married him. You'd be married to a grocery store clerk now instead of the President of the United States."
Laura rolls her eyes and says, "No. I'd be married to the President of the United States."
5. "Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi" - I came, I caught a disease, I ran away."
Typically, just the act of traveling produces more than a few funny moments. Get out there and go.
About the Author
Rick Chapo is with http://www.nomadjournals.com - makers of writing journals. Travel journals are great travel accessories and travel gifts for student travel, family vacations and adventure travel. Visit http://www.nomadjournaltrips.com for more travel articles.
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